"Brothers & Sisters" Boys Get Hitched, Alec Baldwin For President, "Idol" Daddy Drama!

Kevin and Scotty sure didn't waste any time getting hitched.

On the heels of Kevin's proposal, the pair sealed their union during a commitment ceremony on last night's second season finale of Brothers & Sisters.

You gotta love the Walker clan. As dysfunctional as they can be, Kevin's family was there in full force, and while his mom might have gone slightly overboard with the flowers, she just wanted the event to be as romantic and joyful as possible.

Awww. Every gay boy should have a mother like that.

TV Timeline: Same-Sex Marriages

The big gay wedding between Kevin and Scotty on "Brothers & Sisters" tonight on ABC has gay viewers  psyched, and in honor of the nuptials, the folks at GLAAD have put together an amazingly thorough timeline of other gay couples who've gotten hitched on primetime televsion.

Secrets And Lies Exposed On "Gossip Girl"

(Getty Images) "I'm so queer I'm going to pop your sister's cherry tonight."

That had to be the best line from Gossip Girl ever and will now enter my personal catchphrase collection in heavy rotation.

Asher (Jesse Swenson) uttered the memorable quip to Dan (Penn Badgley) on last night's episode, which marked Eric (Connor Paolo) being outed. Not to mention Asher.

To recap: Sly little Eric was sneaking around with Asher, who was using clueless Jenny (Taylor Momsen) as his beard.

"Grey's" military kiss!

Last night's episode of "Grey's Anatomy" asked and told, with a subplot which saw two gorgeous soldiers in a steamy kiss.

Darren Covington (Benny Ciaramello, who plays Santiago on "Friday Night Lights") guested as McDreamy's latest patient. Todd Vernon (David Giuntoli from "Road Rules: South Pacific") played his boyfriend.

Darren had a brain tumor and Todd, who was about to be deployed in combat, wanted to go AWOL to stay with him -- and the liplock that resulted was ... enduring. And hot. I won't spoil the ending for you, but you can (and should) watch the kiss scene now.

"30 Rock" sets off the gay bomb

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I can't believe it's already the season finale of "30 Rock!" Apparently, the show's writers had time to come up with some pretty bizarre ideas during the strike. The episode was full of strange cliffhangers -- and the funniest one was gay ...

Castro Booted Off "Idol," "Breaking Bad" Renewed, Star Strikes Back

(FOX Image) I hope those of you who fell under the spell of the goofily intoxicating Jason Castro are doing okay today.

I can't say that I was ever with you in thinking that this guy was the next American Idol, but I know it's hard to lose a piece of eye candy.

As we saw last night, America came to its senses, and the faintly talented (he could play guitar) Castro finally got booted off American Idol. Not even his sexy dreads or gorgeous smile could save him after his horrendous performance on Tuesday when he dared to warble Bob Marley's "I Shot the Sheriff," then forgot the lyrics to Bob Dylan's "Mr. Tambourine Man."

"Desperate" Disappoints, Gay Proposal on "Brothers" and More!

(Image ABC) A friend of mine got in touch yesterday to remind me to watch Desperate Housewives last night. Not that I would ever forget, of course. It's one of my favorite shows.

He was excited because he had heard that Bobby (Tuc Watkins) and Lee (Kevin Rahm), the gay couple living on Wisteria lane, were going to have a storyline.

The one-armed mambo ...

Has anyone else been noticing host Tom Bergeron having SO much fun with the racy "one-armed" jokes on "Dancing with the Stars" this week? On Monday he introduced the phrase "one-armed mambo" -- then in the results show, he actually said of triumphant injured competitor Cristian de la Fuente: "The one-armed bandit beat off the competition." (He really did ... I rewound the TiVo twice.)

Perhaps it's the deadpan funnyman's little tribute to National Masturbation Month. Let's give him (and the sexy Cristian, whose sweaty, hip-swiveling one-armed mambo really was .... inspirational) a place in our saucy glossary.

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Lids Blow On "Workout," Another "Idol" Flub and Walters Reveals Rosie Fight!

Lids Blow On "Workout"

(NBC Image) The tension between diva Jackie Warner and dumbbell Brian Peeler reached a boiling point on last night's episode of Workout, and she finally fired the trainer.

Peeler was convinced that Warner had dissed one of his clients. She hadn't, according to what we saw on camera (note: we never did see the entire incident in question). But regardless of what happened, Warner didn't want to talk about it with Peeler and gave him the boot.

He bid a not-so-fond farewell to his nemesis, shouting, "Peace out, bitch!"

From Tina to "Tamborine," Idols masacre top rock songs

Idol's Final Four proved less than fab when their task was to perform two selections from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's Top 100 rocks songs of all time. The first song each finalist performed seemed more like a costume party at the corner karaoke bar.